Rare form of research within the Investment Banking Industry, used only by true masters in the art of Googling, who have gone to the end of the Internet and back in search for a bit of info to include in a document.

When presented with an extraordinary piece of info, a marveled reader might say: "This is magnificent! How in the world did you find this? You've been Fonsecling..!

Fonsecling by 6packer September 20, 2011

fons

Someone who is amazing, fun to talk to, a smooth talker, smart, sexy, attractive, has good hair, can be a player, flirts too much, and can make any girl fall for him. When he's drunk he's hysterical and wild.

The Belgian sweetheart is who we call Fons.

fons by sawsi January 26, 2011

Fonso Magic

The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."

Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!

Fonso Magic by Freight Fags March 27, 2016

FONSI

"Fear Of Not Staying In" - Opposite mindset of FOMO, where you don't have the Fear Of Missing Out, but rather dread having to leave your place to do social things.

"I already confirmed "YES" to be there, but man, does that couch look really inviting. Call it a case of FONSI - I'm seriously conflicted."

FONSI by WolfmanChi August 15, 2016

Fonsed

Fonsed (verb). To continually annoy the 102. Panzergrenadier Battaillon's members without technically reaching the required number of warnings, but still being banned for it.

Random Pzgren.: Remember that guy who kept throwing a grenade at command every two weeks?
Random Gfr.: I heard he got Fonsed, he's not here anymore.

Fonsed by Bulgarian Equestrian December 31, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026