Fonsed 

Fonsed (verb). To continually annoy the 102. Panzergrenadier Battaillon's members without technically reaching the required number of warnings, but still being banned for it.

Random Pzgren.: Remember that guy who kept throwing a grenade at command every two weeks?
Random Gfr.: I heard he got Fonsed, he's not here anymore.

Fonsed by Bulgarian Equestrian December 31, 2020

Fonged 

To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)

“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”

Fonged by LloydRay October 31, 2017

Lyndsy Fonseca

The sexiest thing to come out of america in a LONG TIME. Starred in the amazing film Kickass, as well as some hot tub thing.

Me: Mate, did you watch Kickass last night? How fine is Lyndsy Fonseca?!

Mate: Phwaor!!

Lyndsy Fonseca by SoulTornado92 July 27, 2010

Fonsecling

Rare form of research within the Investment Banking Industry, used only by true masters in the art of Googling, who have gone to the end of the Internet and back in search for a bit of info to include in a document.

When presented with an extraordinary piece of info, a marveled reader might say: "This is magnificent! How in the world did you find this? You've been Fonsecling..!

Fonsecling by 6packer September 20, 2011

Get Foosed 

A work safe way to say get fucked peasant.

Get Foosed you peasant.

Get Foosed by Syscon May 24, 2017

Foosed

Having sex with James Foos

Oh my god you got Foosed last night!

Foosed by Ihavesexalot March 7, 2022

stuckin foned 

A state reached after exessive marijuana use.

"Yeah, Saturday night we got some hydro from this wierd old hippe dude... man, it got us stuckin foned!!"

stuckin foned by buzzsaw February 20, 2004