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A good friend, that excels every other friend of yours, but still doesn't quite reach your best friend's status.
A good friend of yours: "Am I your best friend?"
You: "No, but you're my frumbl"
Frumbl by aggro_olli June 29, 2022
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Fumbled the bag

When you got a good looking girl that was down for you, but you fuck it up and now she don’t want you back!
You had her, but you lost her?? You fumbled the bag bruh!
Fumbled the bag by hoodigan June 4, 2021

Fatal fumble 

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked
I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.
Fatal fumble by Summerbees May 24, 2011

fumblitis 

A humorous derogatory that describes a ficticious illness for a person who clumsily drops objects frequently, mostly football players fumbling footballs, usually for long stretches of time.
After leading the league in fumbles last year and having no fumbles this year, our running back must of found a cure for his fumblitis.
fumblitis by Luckfan December 23, 2015

Frumbahollymorgansterning 

A made up word used by Patrick Jane in "The Mentalist" Season 3, Episode 20. He uses it to avoid conversation with Lisbon and Rigsby.
*Lisbon and Rigsby get on the elevator*
Jane: Oh, damn. I forgot something. Uh, I’ll meet you there.
Lisbon: Forgot what?
*elevator dings*
Jane: Uh. My, uh, frumbahollymorgansterning.

Fumblemickdumbderkins 

A big word used to describe an even bigger idiot
That fumblemickdumbderkins is the worst person I've met.
When one is given a romantic or sexual chance with another and somehow messes up
He was giving really obvious hints that he liked her! How could she like him back but be unable to tell? She fumbled.
Fumble by nolivesmatterdumbo May 28, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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