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Fruitwater 

A less sweetened, sparkling version of VitaminWater drink that was sold from 2013 to 2015. It consisted of the same ingredients only with a light fruit flavor and less crystalline fructose. Aside from “natural flavor,” fruitwater does not contain any actual fruit juice. Ingredients include Guarana seed, which has twice as much caffeine as coffee. Coca-Cola discontinued the drink in 2015 due to poor sales.
Fruitwater was the best drink.
Fruitwater by SPrice1980 May 28, 2022
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Fruitwater 

A drink that was discontinued in 2015 due to poor sales.
Sadly, Fruitwater was discontinued shortly thereafter. Even before the sale to Coca-Cola
Fruitwater by SPrice1980 January 11, 2023

fruitcakery 

fruitcake-ry - madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity
Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.

My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.

Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.

My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.

Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.

This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.

You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
fruitcakery by colm12 January 2, 2015

fratwater 

n) A Natural Light, Natty, or other coloquialism referring to the fraternity world's take on bottled water. See also fratty light.
I need some that fratwater to kill the hangover
fratwater by chet masterson III February 10, 2007

fruitate 

IPA: /fɹuːteit/

Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.
1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."

2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."
fruitate by mrpeach32 December 19, 2008

fruitatarian 

Someone who will not eat meat or animal products and refuses to eat any vegtables, fruit ect without it falling off a bush or tree ect first. They refuse to be responsable for the death of things that are living.
A: "Do you want some strawberries i picked earlier with cream?"
B: "No thanks, I'm a Fruitatarian"
fruitatarian by DizzyTizzy November 14, 2007

Frontwater 

1. Genitalia sweat

2. Opposite of Back water, it is the funky juice left over after wiping or rinsing a persons genitalia.
Oh boy, I'd like to drink that guy's frontwater after a long hike
Frontwater by grendle100 October 20, 2017