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Fruit Plate

A wussy of an extraordinary degree. The type dude that is completely ball-less. Term originated when Dan C. from Minneapolis kept ordering "fruit plates" during happy hours.
Dam Fruit Plate, you just let your boss walk all over you again.

Quit acting like fruit plate, step up to the plate and get on that girl.
by Matt Cooter May 2, 2004
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fruitilated

When an item of fruit or vegetable is so off it looks and smells like death. Rather like the banana that sat in your schoolbag for a whole year without being taken out.
"Whoa, man! Don't eat that apple, it's totally fruitilated!"
by i.am.not.a.candy.cane January 11, 2009
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Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)
Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!
by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011
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