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frozen custard 

The pansy way to say ice cream. Invented only for the sole purpose of sounding special. While it adds a bit of creativity to the traditional name of ice cream, it only serves the purpose of allowing the owners to charge people more for plain, old ice cream. Some may ask, "Is there really is a difference between ice cream and frozen custard?" The answer is simply no. And all you so called ice cream places that think you're so special because you serve "frozen custard"? You're not.
Maya (pansy server 1): "Um. We don't serve ice cream here."
Jack (pansy server 2): "Can't you read? The sign clearly says frozen custard."
Customer: Get a life.
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Freddy's Frozen Custard 

Possibly one of the best fast food/ice cream/hang out spots ever known. Serving all ages for those who just want good food and a good time. Famous for small, crispy, and delicious fries, and perfect frozen custard. Teens especially enjoy this resteraunt before or after seeing a movie.
Hey, come to Freddy's Frozen Custard tonight, we're gonna be there after the movie.

milwaukee frozen custard 

the best ice cream or custard in northern virginia.
hey have you been to milwaukee frozen custard? i heard they were really good. lets go!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026