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National FootJob Day 

Everyone has those secret guilty pleasures that we know everyone will find weird. One of the most common, footfetish. And what a better way to celebrate these pleasures than having NationalFootJob day! April 20 is the day anyone can give a nice Footjob to your friend that you’ve been noticing an attraction to feet.
“Yo did you see Derik looking at Sandra’s feet yesterday? He might have a foot fetish. Good thing today is National FootJob Day!”

Hunter Footjob 

Hunter Footjob is the act of receiving erectile pleasure from the touch of someone else feet and smoking crack at the same time while being video taped.
Bro, check out this video of me pulling a hunter footjob.

Got hunter footjob last night, check out the video its on my laptop.

I heard that girl is down for a hunter footjob
Hunter Footjob by Juicy plums October 25, 2020

Pantyhose Footjob 

She gave me a pantyhose footjob. Slowly stroking the head of my cock with her pantyhosed feet until I climaxed unto her toes.
Pantyhose Footjob by crapmachine December 17, 2008
My wand of lust got caressed so hard by a cute bit of crumpet last night that when I shot my gentlemens relish it nearly blew her toes clean off! Man I love footjobs!!!!!!
Footjob by El Chairman How June 5, 2020

Denny’s footjob 

A footjob at the restaurant Denny’s under the table with syrup.
Bro Rhonda with the gazoombas gave me a wicked Denny’s footjob last weekend.
When she uses her feet to beat your meat.
In return for the foot rub, she gave me a footjob.
footjob by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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