Frosty John

When you suck a dick that was covered in melted chocolate and then frozen over the dick.

yo kate gave me a frosty john at the valentine’s day dance

by jdekk44 April 25, 2019

frosty john

The act of a man masturbating himself to climax in a urinal in a club, usually because his date has ditched him and it is slim pickings for sloppy seconds.

'So she hooked up with somebody else then? What did you do?
'Well everyone else out looked like Russian female weightlifters so I just has a frosty john in the toilets.'
'At least you got a happy ending then bro.'

by little manboy September 20, 2015

Frosty Long John

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm

I told them to suck my frosty long john.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

Frosty Johnson

A 'Frosty Johnson' is a mountaineer term to describe the chilling of the male's private area due to the cold temperatures in the mountains.

Ah, getting a bit of a Frosty Johnson up here

by Johnny "Frosty" Johnson November 1, 2009

Frosty Johnny

when a man fills a condom with water and freezes it and gives it to a woman to insert it into her vagina

ryan knows what a frosty johnny is

by WOOOF May 31, 2015

Frosty Johnson

When a man is getting some dome, and the female has a slushy currently in her mouth currently.

man a "Why you shivering man, its July?"

Man B "Dude, you know that hot WaWa lady, she just gave me a frosty johnson"

Man A "Sick man, thats better AC!"

by Snack Foods April 15, 2009

Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.

Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.

by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021