Frosty John

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When you suck a dick that was covered in melted chocolate and then frozen over the dick.

yo kate gave me a frosty john at the valentine’s day dance

Frosty John by jdekk44 April 25, 2019

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frosty john

The act of a man masturbating himself to climax in a urinal in a club, usually because his date has ditched him and it is slim pickings for sloppy seconds.

'So she hooked up with somebody else then? What did you do?
'Well everyone else out looked like Russian female weightlifters so I just has a frosty john in the toilets.'
'At least you got a happy ending then bro.'

frosty john by little manboy September 20, 2015

Frosty Long John

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm

I told them to suck my frosty long john.

Frosty Long John by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

Frosty Johnson

A 'Frosty Johnson' is a mountaineer term to describe the chilling of the male's private area due to the cold temperatures in the mountains.

Ah, getting a bit of a Frosty Johnson up here

Frosty Johnson by Johnny "Frosty" Johnson November 1, 2009

Frosty Johnny

when a man fills a condom with water and freezes it and gives it to a woman to insert it into her vagina

ryan knows what a frosty johnny is

Frosty Johnny by WOOOF May 31, 2015

Frosty Johnson

When a man is getting some dome, and the female has a slushy currently in her mouth currently.

man a "Why you shivering man, its July?"

Man B "Dude, you know that hot WaWa lady, she just gave me a frosty johnson"

Man A "Sick man, thats better AC!"

Frosty Johnson by Snack Foods April 15, 2009

Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.

Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.

Frosty Johnson by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026