When you suck a dick that was covered in melted chocolate and then frozen over the dick.
yo kate gave me a frosty john at the valentine’s day dance
by jdekk44 April 25, 2019
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The act of a man masturbating himself to climax in a urinal in a club, usually because his date has ditched him and it is slim pickings for sloppy seconds.
'So she hooked up with somebody else then? What did you do?
'Well everyone else out looked like Russian female weightlifters so I just has a frosty john in the toilets.'
'At least you got a happy ending then bro.'
by little manboy August 14, 2015
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