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Frohmunda Cheese 

A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.

Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.
Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.

We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.
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Fromunda cheese 

The warm, slimy substance that grows on your coin purse when you dont shower for a while. Usually discovered by sliding your hand between your sack and thigh, has a smell that is incredibly disgusting, yet strangely addicting
Just in case I run into some hot chicks tonight, let me see if i got some fromunda cheese goin on... OH GOD ITS HORRIBLE, better take a shower
Fromunda cheese by SlugSurprise June 22, 2008

Fomunda Cheese 

Crud that collects/grows in the pubic area after not washing and keeping the area clean.
"I have some serious fomunda cheese!"
"Fomunda cheese? Where does that come from?"
"Fomunda my nuts!"
Fomunda Cheese by Archie November 18, 2003

frumunda cheese 

The product of yeast build-up in the moisture of the folds on the male scrotum. It is called "frumunda cheese" becuase it has a cottage cheese-like apperance and smell, and because it comes frumunda (from under) the nuts. The french call it "brie"
Jacque:"Bonjour, Pierre! Would you like to lick the frumunda cheese from my un-washed testicles?"
Pierre: "Hell Oui!"

Fromunda cheese 

(n,adj.,prep.) Chunky, thick, mal-odorous, peanutbutter like substance eminating "from under" the coin purse. Due to lack of personal hygiene. Ori: "from under" the scrotum
Guy 1: What is the flavor in this sandwich...is that the tangy zip of miracle whip?

Guy 2: Nah it's fromunda cheese!

Guy 1: Is that the fancy stuff from France?

Guy 2: I'm sure it's available in France.
Fromunda cheese by Pablo T March 27, 2009

Fromunda Cheese 

Cheese from under your nuts. Usually with a distinctive smell.
Fromunda Cheese by cheese nuts July 29, 2009

Fruhmuhnda Cheese 

Fruhmuhnda Cheese is the accumulation of pure griminess(90% sweat and an equal part left over poop residue) in the area spanning from the back side of your ball sack,all the way to your butthole! This area is commonly known as the DMZ,Bonch,Taint,Gooch,etc! Fruhmuhnda Cheese can be found in both males and females alike,but looks and smells 10x worse in females because of all the juices that flow as well as the folds that keep it all in!!
James: Yo Flip,dude.......we've been on this OP for at least 13 hours now and theres no end to it in sight so youre just going to have to hang tight!

Flip:Bro,not only am I about to literally shit my pants,but I havent showered in over a week and my Fruhmuhnda Cheese is OUT OF CONTROL and smells so bad that even the Iraqi's are starting to look at me funny! And Im starting to get so chaffed that Im on the verge of not being able to walk!

James:Dude,Im so sorry,but duty calls and were not comin off this rooftop! Go poop in the corner,I got your six!

James: FRUH....

Flip: MUHN...

James: DUH.....

Flip: CHEEEEEEZ!!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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