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Frock Jock 

A jock or athletic type, or a man who is particularly macho or into sports, who has secret homosexual encounters. These are sometimes with other Frock Jocks, but more often the encounters are with a kid who is known to be gay, and is bribed to keep quiet. The term can also used to classify more specifically a jock who likes to "lift back his skirts" or "frock" a.k.a. receive anal sex.
Straight Kid (to friends): "Remember Patrick Geller? The football player back in high school in West Orange who all the girls were in love with? Did you hear he got photographed in drag up in that gay club in the heights?" Other Straight Friends:"Oh No Way!" "For real yo?" "That's mad crazy" Token Gay Friend: "Oh whatever, I always knew Geller was queer. The guy was such a frock jock."
i.e. "Greg" in Cruel Intentions

Frock Jock by DSH May 4, 2008

Flock Jock 

A radio, television or media personality such as Rush Limbaugh and Shawn Hannity whom regularly and honorably uses humiliation, degradation and sarcasm, usually in the form of partisan political spin in the hypocritical pretext of good versus bad as a linguistic form of schoolyard bullying. The use of these mud slinging tactics attracts or causes a "flock" of people to the playground arena (media arena) where the mud slinging occurs. The same as when a bully starts a fight at school and everyone hurriedly circles around to see the showdown or when everyone flocks to the scene of a terrible traffic accident. Sometimes a particular subject or person can attract an even greater crowd. Similar to a Shock Jock but instead of obscenity through sexual content as the main offering for entertainment. A Flock Jock uses humiliation and a slew of non-civilized, biased, personal and tactical attacks on a political stage as the main form of entertainment
What the flock jock? Don't you have anything nice to say about EVERYONE?
Flock Jock by Comkind October 30, 2007

jock flock 

A group of guys who are athletic and hang out together. Usually wear basketball shorts and a T-shirt. Composed of the stereotypical "popular" guys: like to brag, show off, can be mean.
Ew, here comes the jock flock.
jock flock by AmazingChica1234 January 6, 2011

flockjockalating 

Flockjockalating- A person who lays around in bed or on the couch. They are not tired or sick. They're just laying around.
My wife is flockjockalating today.
flockjockalating by Ma ddi April 7, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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