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mustard all over his leaving friend 

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.
Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

Best Friend Override

The ability to tell your best friend no when they are wanting to do something dumb or not wise.
No you cannot text him, I'm using the best friend override. I am not letting you do that.

Friends over fuckers 

when a bitch ass hoe fucks you over but you leave them for your friends
my friend who choice friends over fuckers

Friendiversary

An annual occasion where you celebrate the passing of one or more years since you met a particular friend.
Dude, it's the 23rd of July!! Exactly 6 years since we met!!

Yeah Brosef, Happy Friendiversary.
Friendiversary by Gashtacular March 3, 2008

friendaversary 

The aniversary of being friends with a person.

NOTE: This only works if you remember the exact date you met
Rosalie: Ohmigosh!!!
Alice: What???
Rosalie: What day is it??
Alice: The nineth, why?
Rosalie: It's our friendaversary!!! We have known eachother for one year today!!!!

Friendiverse 

Kevin signed up on Friendiverse and made a new friend instantly.
Friendiverse by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008