Fridgehog

One that loads up the corporate fridge with their large zipper nylon lunch coolers. They are taking the concept of a sandwich and brown bag to the far extreme..so far in fact that others have no space to place their sandwich to keep it cooled.

Who are the fridgehogs feeding today besides themselves...an army?

Fridgehog by rdushing May 17, 2010

fridgeoven 

The 'Fridge-Oven', also known as the 'Loaferiser' and the 'Bloody Useless Contraption', originated from the stupid mind of Ben Watkins (now deceased, due to a malfunctioning FridgeOven.

The FridgeOven itself comprises of one momumental chamber. This chamber includes useful racks to keep food elements hot or cold. It should be known to first-time buyers that a 240 X 10(456) electrical power supply is required to power a FridgeOven; likewise, it also requires general upkeep and diesel refuelling every 47 seconds or so.

Two Formula1 engines power the concept behind the FridgeOven; one provides temperatures plummeting below Absolute Zero, whilt the latter provides a simulation of the earth's core, when the unit is required for cooking purposes. The two engines, each providing noise levels exceeding 379 decibels, constantly cancel eachother out, therefore providing no actual cooking or cooling power whatsoever. However, i does come with a stylish Loaftanium casing, which was especially invented to make this contraption safe.

The only flaw of the FridgeOven is the occasional engine failure which, depending on which ending as failed, will either cause another Ice Age, or a climate change to that of the planet Mercury.

The FridgeOven is now retailing at all retailers with no common sense, at the RRP of £245 billion.

"Just make sure not to open the door to the FridgeOven while it is in operation" -FridgeOven manual

fridgeoven by PiG30|\| December 10, 2004

Fridgeheimers 

To go to the refridgerator and stare blankly because you forgot what you wanted or you simply dont know what you want.

Loren- Brittney, why are you just staring at the fridge..?
Brittney- well, i though i wanted something but i dont know what...
Loren- ahhh.. fridgeheimers.

Fridgeheimers by bkizztheshizz October 10, 2009

Fridgeworthy 

When a picture, drawing, printout of an Ultrasound, reports card, painting, report, picture of a cat, picture of a dog, picture of a neice, picture of a nephew, baseball card, football card, religious card, brocheure, panphlet, newspaper cliping, magazine cutout, column from newspaper, index card, looseleaf paper, map post card, stamp, magnet, birthday card, holiday card, restaurant menu, VCR insturction booklet, diary entry, calendar, schedule, book cover, picture taken of a McGriddle, or printout of an Urban Dictionary definition do something to warrant the merit of making it onto the refrigerator for all to see and lear at.

I hope this speeding ticket I got is fridgeworthy.

Fridgeworthy by El Barto June 29, 2004

fridgebook 

Constantly checking your social network feeds in hopes of eventually finding something interesting.

Taken from the idea of checking your fridge constantly when hungry expecting something good to appear.

I need to find something else to do. I've been fridgebooking for the last hour.

fridgebook by Sumutha Dude August 13, 2014

Fridgehead

A derogatory nickname for the Bitcoin worshipping cult known as the Corpus from the game Warframe.
It is derived from the fact that the helmets of normal corpus enemies look as if they've just stuck a refrigerator on their head.

Darn scheming Fridgeheads, what are they up to now?

Fridgehead by sebacostamr January 20, 2019

fridgemagnetmoron  

Someone with too much time of their hands who insists on leaving inane messages on people's MySpace Fridge Magnets.

Someone keeps hitting my fridge and leaving stupid messages - I have a fridgemagnetmoron abusing my fridge.

fridgemagnetmoron by Me Shell November 26, 2006