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Fridgeboi

(noun) That one friend who’s always raiding your fridge or treating your kitchen like it’s their personal buffet.
“Bro, you ate all my leftovers again? You’re such a fridgeboi."
"I invited Jake over to chill, but he fridgeboi’d my entire snack stash instead."

Alternate Use: Can also describe someone who keeps random, questionable stuff in their fridge, like half a banana in a Ziploc bag or a mystery jar labeled "DO NOT OPEN."
by Sigmaskibidi December 3, 2024
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Fridgepillaging

Raiding a fridge in search of something or anything.
I was fridgepillaging when I found the ham that was past its expiry date.
by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014
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Fridgenjitus

A persons addiction to opening the refrigerator, although the person(s) does not feel hunger. they just have curiosity to whats inside the fridge
Sam: *opens fridge* *looks around* *closes fridge*

mom: "son, you have a sure case of fridgenjitus!"
by Ninethousand February 19, 2009
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FridgeBeard

FridgeBeard will kill your dog and offer you a hot carl when he's done.
by FridgeBeard October 28, 2008
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Fridgenite

yo wanna fridgenite tonight?
by Charlie0020 May 5, 2021
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fridgeoven

The 'Fridge-Oven', also known as the 'Loaferiser' and the 'Bloody Useless Contraption', originated from the stupid mind of Ben Watkins (now deceased, due to a malfunctioning FridgeOven.

The FridgeOven itself comprises of one momumental chamber. This chamber includes useful racks to keep food elements hot or cold. It should be known to first-time buyers that a 240 X 10(456) electrical power supply is required to power a FridgeOven; likewise, it also requires general upkeep and diesel refuelling every 47 seconds or so.

Two Formula1 engines power the concept behind the FridgeOven; one provides temperatures plummeting below Absolute Zero, whilt the latter provides a simulation of the earth's core, when the unit is required for cooking purposes. The two engines, each providing noise levels exceeding 379 decibels, constantly cancel eachother out, therefore providing no actual cooking or cooling power whatsoever. However, i does come with a stylish Loaftanium casing, which was especially invented to make this contraption safe.

The only flaw of the FridgeOven is the occasional engine failure which, depending on which ending as failed, will either cause another Ice Age, or a climate change to that of the planet Mercury.

The FridgeOven is now retailing at all retailers with no common sense, at the RRP of £245 billion.
"Just make sure not to open the door to the FridgeOven while it is in operation" -FridgeOven manual
by PiG30|\| December 10, 2004
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fridgetwix

defecating into a condom, placing said condom in a freezer, and performing sexual acts with the "fridge twix" to an orifice
"dude i totes wanna fridgetwix ur mom so hard"
by fridetwixer2345 April 13, 2010
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