fridgedoor 

The word that you use when you want to say the f-word but are not allowed to.

*slips on the floor*
Person: ahhh.... fffffffff...fridgedoor

fridgedoor by Mr. Hyena October 11, 2019

shut the fridge door

shut the fuck up in a nicer way or if someone leaves the fridge door open you could use this phrase for advice.

Please shut the fridge door

shut the fridge door by rumii May 2, 2018

Fridgeworthy 

When a picture, drawing, printout of an Ultrasound, reports card, painting, report, picture of a cat, picture of a dog, picture of a neice, picture of a nephew, baseball card, football card, religious card, brocheure, panphlet, newspaper cliping, magazine cutout, column from newspaper, index card, looseleaf paper, map post card, stamp, magnet, birthday card, holiday card, restaurant menu, VCR insturction booklet, diary entry, calendar, schedule, book cover, picture taken of a McGriddle, or printout of an Urban Dictionary definition do something to warrant the merit of making it onto the refrigerator for all to see and lear at.

I hope this speeding ticket I got is fridgeworthy.

Fridgeworthy by El Barto June 29, 2004

fridgebook 

Constantly checking your social network feeds in hopes of eventually finding something interesting.

Taken from the idea of checking your fridge constantly when hungry expecting something good to appear.

I need to find something else to do. I've been fridgebooking for the last hour.

fridgebook by Sumutha Dude August 13, 2014

Shut the fridge door

A better version of the "Shut the front door" phrase, which eludes from the real phrase of "Shut the fuck up". This is a nice way to change the topic and be funny at the same time.

Person 1: Man why did Steve Jobs have to die?
Person 2: I miss Steve Jobs so much.
Person 3: I hate Steve Jobs, shut the fridge door about his face!!!!
Person 2: LOL
Person 3: Hey are you buying lunch today?
Person 1: Yeah I am...
<convo continues>

Shut the fridge door by 1stMrYellowThenVoluntaryOrange November 8, 2011

Opening the fridge door 

The phrase “I keep opening the fridge door means just what it sounds like but also applies to phones. You open the fridge door when you’re bored and don’t know what you want to eat or what to do. This can also be applied to apps you may open on your phone but don’t really want to, you’re just bored or not sure what to do.

Example 1: *opens fridge door* “What am I doing? I don’t want to open this.” *few seconds later* “Can I stop opening the fridge door? I’m not even hungry.”

Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*

Opening the fridge door by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019

Fridge Door Syndrome 

The Process of leaving an empty room, shutting the door and assuming the light has turned itself off.

Usually some thing a parent would complain about.

you've got fridge Door Syndrome again, turn off the bloody lights!!

Fridge Door Syndrome by Tallgirldoes March 22, 2011