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Freshershist

Outstandingly fresh, at this point your arm pits are so fresh that the world has to take a moment to pause in smell. This is usually the result of Old Spice Products, and has been the lead cause in very muscular appearance and a loud booming voice....P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!
muscular Oder Blocking Power that lasts over 16 hours is the freshershist.
Freshershist by Dr. Smell Good April 20, 2010
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Freshershist

The ultimate freshness. Nearly the only way to achive this is with Old Spice. It is the Chuck Norris of freshness.

The only known people to have this are Bruce Campell, Isaiah Mustafa and Terry Crews
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"I used Old Spice this morning"
"I can tell, your pits are the Freshershist I have ever seen!"
Freshershist by Old MacSpice May 20, 2010
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freshershest 

Super-fresh. Being of the utmost freshness.
This new Old Spice is the freshershest deodorant I have ever used.
freshershest by Matsuflex March 21, 2010

Fresherist 

One step above freshest. 4th level of fresh.
Jill smells fresh. OH YEAH!? I smell fresherist biotch!
Fresherist by Pseudonym99887799 April 10, 2010

freshershest 

Someone or something that is fresher than freshest. This is the pimps of the pimps. You cannot call yourself freshershest, because someone who is freshershest would no call themselves freshershest.
A very good looking beard can be freshershest if it is a very good looking beard. I mean fu-man-chu beard, not just a scrub beard.
freshershest by freshman101 October 16, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
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