Someoneor something that is fresher than freshest. This is the pimps of the pimps. You cannot call yourself freshershest, because someone who is freshershest would no call themselves freshershest.
A very good looking beard can be freshershest if it is a very good looking beard. I meanfu-man-chu beard, not just a scrub beard.
Outstandingly fresh, at this point your arm pits are so fresh that the world has to take a moment to pause in smell. This is usually the result of Old Spice Products, and has been the lead cause in very muscular appearance and a loud booming voice....P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.