Fresh Blend 

A "Fresh Blend" is a recently acquired new short hair cut. It is called a fresh blend because it it has been styled to perfection by a skilled hairdresser, and combined with a shave, gives you an attractive fresh look to your old scraggly long styled you had before.

Jerome: Hey dude, have you done something with your hair?
Imran: Yeah blud, I got a fresh blend at the weekend man.

Fresh Blend by PrimeOne February 11, 2013

bend a fresh biscuit 

To slay a goose (ie take a poo)

Get patches out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt.

bend a fresh biscuit by Turtle and Dano-the-Mano October 13, 2004

Bend A Fresh One 

Bending a fresh one is a remark you give to someone when they are pissing you off.

Telling them to bend a fresh one means to take a fresh dump.

Bend A Fresh One by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006

Serbian Flesh Blender 

The Serbian Flesh Blender is renowned as the dirtiest move in the book worldwide, the sheer mention of the name is enough to curdle your brains. It incorporates the actions of stuffing your testicles and cock into either hole and spasming about randomly causing a stimulation unknown to mankind.

"Yo Beatrice, you wanna try out the old Serbian Flesh Blender"
"Oh fuck I am having a gout break, but sure"

Serbian Flesh Blender by StinkyBoy556 March 18, 2019