Definitions by StinkyBoy556

Indonesian Hammerhead Condom

The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.

"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"

Indonesian Hammerhead Condom by StinkyBoy556 April 28, 2023

Finnish Fart Lagoon 

A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.

"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"

Finnish Fart Lagoon by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019

Beef Belarussian

Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.

Jesus Mike, big Beef Belarussian going on there
Penis nig cock

Beef Belarussian by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Japanese Rectum Torture 

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.

I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.

Japanese Rectum Torture by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Nepalese Pilchard Shite 

The horrific and most problematic shit from the subcontinent that there is, usually it causes any unfortunate victims to get traumatic brain trauma and subsequently go into a coma. Can usually be found in corner shops from men called Durgesh.

"Hello Ankeet, I have just done the fiddly diddly Nepalese Pilchard Shite"
"Oololololol, I think I am doing the get the brain trauma Durgesh, you stinky boi boi"

Nepalese Pilchard Shite by StinkyBoy556 March 20, 2019

Serbian Flesh Blender 

The Serbian Flesh Blender is renowned as the dirtiest move in the book worldwide, the sheer mention of the name is enough to curdle your brains. It incorporates the actions of stuffing your testicles and cock into either hole and spasming about randomly causing a stimulation unknown to mankind.

"Yo Beatrice, you wanna try out the old Serbian Flesh Blender"
"Oh fuck I am having a gout break, but sure"

Serbian Flesh Blender by StinkyBoy556 March 18, 2019