2 definitions by ChrisChaffey

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Bending a fresh one is a remark you give to someone when they are pissing you off.
Telling them to bend a fresh one means to take a fresh dump.
by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006
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a feltcher is a person who suck the puss off another persons ass with a straw
i feltched the other day.i'm a good feltcher
by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006
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