French Waffle 

V. To pour hot syrup down someone's ass crack while simultaneously slapping their ball sack with a waffle.

"Dude that stripper said she would give me a french waffle, I don't think my ass can handle it."

French Waffle by stiggggggg February 9, 2012

French Waffle 

The act of pouring hot syrup down somebodys ass while slapping their balls with a waffle. Commonly only a dumbfuck would do this.

Yoooo bitch gimee a french waffle

French Waffle by MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT CUNT February 22, 2018

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

french wafflemaker by Ginzso June 26, 2008