Freetired

When someone loses or is fired from their job but they're already set economically either through years of paid service, severance pay, or high standing with employer.

Did you hear, they just freetired the coach of that NFL team for his bad playmaking skills that have caused the team to lose dearly on the playing field. He got the 10 mil severance, he's done freetired from the game.

Freetired by Dudeschannel January 28, 2026

freetard

A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.

"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."

freetard by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021

freebird shit 

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

freebird shit by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010

double freeture 

When you pay for one movie at the cinema but sneak into a second flick once the first one is done.

I went to see Hancock, but then it was over instead of leaving I decided to treat myself to a double freeture and snuck into watch Wall-E.

double freeture by Picabo192 August 17, 2008

freebirds delivery 

The delivery service that brings infamous Isla Vista Freebirds food to the drunk and high students of UCSB. They have a $20 minimum which drives everybody insane and they ride their bikes around like it's the Indy 500. (They deliver via bicycle.)

Kazzzoooooommmm!

"Who was that riding at 100 MPH and smelling of delicious nachos?"-Some Dude

"Probably the Freebirds Delivery guys"-Some Dude's friend.

freebirds delivery by ucsbmatt January 5, 2009

freebird 

A term commonly shouted by concert patrons in an attempt to mock the band's ability to play their own music. This is usually done in conjunction with lighting a cigarette ligher and holding it over your head and/or creating the devil-horns gesture with your hand.

Crowd: "Freebird!"
Band: "Piss Off Wankers!"

freebird by gutmoburb June 21, 2006

Freecreditreport.com

A website that offers free credit reports and has awfully catchy commercials.

Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads
Though we cant get a loan for a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we’d gone to freecreditreport.com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard

Freecreditreport.com by Jared704 August 18, 2008