Freefall

An adventurous sexual position in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more.
I was making love to my girlfriend last night, and I freefalled her off my dresser at the end. She was so pissed at me, mostly because I couldn't stop laughing.
by Toolkit79 July 13, 2019
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Freefall

A freefall is a shit that comes out of your ass so quickly yet so quietly that you hear no splash. This gives the sound illusion that the turd is falling into a deep chasm.
by Bojojo1 July 11, 2011
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freefall

To fall weightlessly and freely from the sky, as in while skydiving.
The freefall while skydiving is about 35 seconds long. I really enjoyed the freefall.
by Noelle April 03, 2005
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Queen of Freefalling

Female rapper, Nicki Minaj, is referred to as the Queen of Freefalling due to the fact that her songs and features have a habit of freefalling down Billboard charts placements.
Wow! Nicki Minaj sure is the Queen of Freefalling! Princess Diana Remix by Ice Spice featuring Nicki Minaj has already fallen 109 spots off the Global charts in less than a week!
by KittLyna April 24, 2023
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Mattress Freefall

The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.
*Crack*
Person 1: Dude, we're entering mattress freefall.
by TumblingTyler January 12, 2010
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Freefall Minaj

Nicki Minaj holds the record of not only one but two of the biggest freefall hits in history...

When you push your inorganic hits too #1 then embarrass yourself afterwards
When an inorganic song goes #1 and drops -87 spots or more FreeFall Minaj
by Inorganicgal December 22, 2020
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Endless Freefall

The evolved form of the Downward Spiral. Typically happens when you hit the floor of the D.S and instead of bouncing up to the top you smash through rock bottom and enter the void. This is usually when the soul starts to actually die as opposed to the intense pains it was feeling before, leading people who reach this stage to look dead inside, or in extreme cases, happy before they embrace the abyss.
Barrett: Hey Jeremy you're looking rough man, what's up?
Jeremy: My life is in an Endless Freefall. Kayla's taking the kids, the house, and inviting the mailman to live there.
Barrett: That's rough buddy

Bill Dautrive from KOTH entered the Endless Freefall when Hank inquired him on satellite dish troubles and he responded "no just up here to kill myself"
by Spumbag257 November 12, 2018
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