Freefall

A freefall is a shit that comes out of your ass so quickly yet so quietly that you hear no splash. This gives the sound illusion that the turd is falling into a deep chasm.

I took a freefall.

by Bojojo1 July 11, 2011

Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011