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freeday
the 8th day of the week. begins on friday afternoon when you get out of school/work and ends sometime early saturday morning or whenever you pass out. Typicall freedays are spent drinking and/smoking. "freeday" is derived from friday and the freedom that accompanies it. Typical freedays are started off with a smoke ride, where one freeday participant should call weedgun to assure the optimal smoking position.
Rory: damn school sucked today
Ted: well its 2:20, officially Freeday!
Zak: lets head to my moms house
Ted: well its 2:20, officially Freeday!
Zak: lets head to my moms house
freeday by VT4life420 December 25, 2008
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Freeday Feeling
Similar sensation to the ‘Friday Feeling’, it’s the feeling you get when you wake up early and suddenly remember it’s your day off.
Guy who wakes up- Man, I can’t be bothered with work today…Hey wait its Saturday, Man I love that freeday feeling. Zzzzz.
Freeday Feeling by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
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black freeday by moopiechickenpiecheesepiemoo January 27, 2009
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Anal Freeday by DrBubbles January 15, 2026
Freeway Envy
“Freeway Envy” is when you’re stuck in traffic that is not moving at all, then you look over at the opposite side, and the people are flying a long in their cars without a care in the world, and you wish that was you.
“Jan was definitely experiencing FREEWAY ENVY while stuck in traffic, and saw the opposite side of the road moving right a long at a fast pace”
Freeway Envy by Julesheart November 16, 2022
freeway gap
A generously sized and inexplicable gap that sometimes occurs between groups of cars on the freeway, most often at night.
Matt: "Dude wtf are you doing?!? You're zig-zagging back and forth between lanes like a bloody lunatic!"
Brad: "It's alright dude, calm down ... can't you see we're in a freeway gap?"
Brad: "It's alright dude, calm down ... can't you see we're in a freeway gap?"
freeway gap by wxflurry October 1, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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