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feed the beaver 

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.
To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.
feed the beaver by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

feed the beaver 

a tem used to describe the act taken by a stripper when a dollar bill is folded and placed on the flat surface where she is standing (usually a stage)in a triangular shape pointing up, the stripper then proceeds to squat down and picks up the dollar with her hairy little beaver. if the puntang is shaven see feed the kitty
I love playing feed the beaver with Candi at the strip club
feed the beaver by Da Snake August 27, 2006

Free the Beaver 

A term used to remove ones undergarments in order to allow the air to circulate the female genital area.
The street sttod still as Marc yelled across the street ... Haw ya dirty cow, FREE THE BEAVER
Free the Beaver by Mojo0483 July 31, 2009

feed the beavers 

Jim: Wheres the toilet? I really need to feed the beavers!!
feed the beavers by Jim-bob April 9, 2003
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019