Free Nut

Name: Free Nut Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

You have one free pass to make pleasure to yourself!

I used up my “free nut” pass now I can’t nut again until December 1st

Free Nut by Teddy Bears November 1, 2019

Words you can keep

Free nut day

November 17th you may have a free nut.

Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!

Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!

Free nut day by Totally not 89 years old November 2, 2019

free nut friday

the only day u can actually nut in november

i didn’t fail because of free nut friday

free nut friday by iskekdl November 8, 2019

Free Nut Pass

Free Nut Passes are passes that let you nut once during NNN (No Nut November)

They are cheating and are not allowed to be used during NNN.

If you happen to use one then you're instantly disqualified.

"ah don't worry dude, I have a Free Nut Pass"

"what the actual f***, that's illegal"

Free Nut Pass by Dr.D420 November 7, 2019

Free Nut day

On November 17th, you are allowed to nut with no consequence and you won't fail NNN.

November 17th- free nut day
Bob: I don't think i can survive NNN. WAIT IT'S NOVEMBER 17TH. I can finally have a break.

Free Nut day by MY BOI DAVID November 17, 2019

Your free nut pass for November boys

You get to “spank your monkey” once for free in the month of November

Your free nut pass for November boys

Your free nut pass for November boys by JtHARDING24 October 31, 2019

National free nut week

this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little

National free nut week by thewertyboi November 1, 2019

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026