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Free Meal 

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A free meal is a meal that you paid nothing for or found, usually by non-traditional means, i.e. food found in a garbage can or roadkill you intend to eat.
When you haven't eaten in 8 days due to low rations in the trenches and you see a horde of trench rats running beneath you and you think, damn. That's a free meal.
Free Meal by premium-succ August 1, 2017
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Free Meal 

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a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time
" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"
Free Meal by lilpea May 29, 2016

Free Meal 

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after having sexual intercourse with somebody you throw up all over them
i was mad twisted and right after i busted my nut i go the spins so i gave that bitch a free meal
Free Meal by Trav's11 December 20, 2008

Free meal bandit 

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The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal
I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!
Free meal bandit by Lunicus February 5, 2012

Free-meal Bitch

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Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.
A: Aren't you going out with Jessie this week?

B: No I found out she is a Free-meal Bitch

Free Mealer 

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A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.
Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.
Free Mealer by NM83 August 17, 2025

Freemeal 

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Females that are only on dating apps to get free meals.
Took a lady out for dinner but she never returned my calls again. Turned out to be a freemeal.
Freemeal by CMNoble January 4, 2025
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