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Free Meal 

A free meal is a meal that you paid nothing for or found, usually by non-traditional means, i.e. food found in a garbage can or roadkill you intend to eat.
When you haven't eaten in 8 days due to low rations in the trenches and you see a horde of trench rats running beneath you and you think, damn. That's a free meal.
Free Meal by premium-succ August 1, 2017
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Free Meal 

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time
" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"
Free Meal by lilpea May 29, 2016

Free Meal 

after having sexual intercourse with somebody you throw up all over them
i was mad twisted and right after i busted my nut i go the spins so i gave that bitch a free meal
Free Meal by Trav's11 December 20, 2008

Free meal bandit 

The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal
I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!
Free meal bandit by Lunicus February 5, 2012

Free-meal Bitch

Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.
A: Aren't you going out with Jessie this week?

B: No I found out she is a Free-meal Bitch

Free Mealer 

A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.
Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.
Free Mealer by NM83 August 17, 2025

Freemeal 

Females that are only on dating apps to get free meals.
Took a lady out for dinner but she never returned my calls again. Turned out to be a freemeal.
Freemeal by CMNoble January 4, 2025
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