Francisco from physics class 

Francisco from Physics class is a creature that defies the laws of nature. Its body is composed of a writhing mass of sinewy fibers that constantly shift and writhe like a nest of snakes. Its eyes are empty voids that seem to absorb all light and leave nothing behind. Its gaping maw is filled with jagged, razor-sharp teeth that drip with a foul, acidic saliva. The stench that emanates from its body is overwhelming, a sickening mixture of decaying flesh and burnt ozone.

As it moves, it emits a high-pitched, ear-shattering screech that seems to tear at the fabric of reality itself. Its touch is corrosive, leaving behind nothing but charred, blackened remains where it has been. Francisco from Physics class is a creature of pure malevolence, driven by a thirst for destruction and chaos. It delights in causing pain and suffering, reveling in the terror of its victims.

Those who have encountered Francisco from Physics class and lived to tell the tale are forever haunted by the memory of its twisted, grotesque form. It is a creature that should not exist in our world, a horror from beyond the veil of sanity. Its very existence is an affront to all that is good and decent, a blight upon the natural order of things. Beware the dark corners of your classroom, for Francisco from Physics class may be lurking there, waiting to strike.

As the power outage plunged the classroom into darkness, the students heard the chilling sound of Francisco from physics class's maniacal laughter echoing through the halls.

Francisco from physics class by SuperMajesticStar April 5, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012