fnaffle

The act of exhaling a sneeze into a womans vagina whilst going down on her. This is usually accompanied by lots of apologies as it was an accident but y'know, some people are into that sorta thing.

Lucy: "James totally fnaffled me last night!"

Friend:"No way! Ergh I hate it when that happens, you have to put a tissue on a stick and pick the bogeys out"

by ItsKinky 8) April 23, 2011

Fafflequag

A duck or any plump fowl wrapped in saran/plastic wrap, tight enough to hold them still but not hurt them at all, none of the wrap affects their breathing or walking.

Done for the purposes of none.

"That duck sure is a fafflequag"

"Look there its a fafflequag"

by MarcelM February 10, 2008

faffled

A combination of "friggen" and "baffled".

I just don't get it...I'm completely faffled!

by Jenn Gren December 23, 2008

fraffled

A vagina which has been pounded into its now droopy shape.

Somebody ran some laps on that vagina, it's fraffled up.

by mooneyedlion January 10, 2015

Faffle

To make a massive situation out of something

Why are you making a huge faffle about me going out with my mates?

by EmvcXx December 3, 2016

Faffle

incredibly attractive and nice female

Pace asked if Tiffany would be his baby faffle cakes.

(she said yes)

by babyfafflecakes December 24, 2008

Flaffle

Flirtatious Waffle: Innocent and largely meaningless, funny, exaggerated conversations between members of the opposite sex. / Ice breaking. / A conversation between a couple who know each other well, and are comfortable with each other.

Boy "So, you are going to play a bear in next weeks performance. Well you will be the prettiest bear ever, even if I say so myself"
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"

- Flaffle, classic example.

Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"

- Flaffle texting example.

by Alexander_cas August 24, 2011