Bart Simpson: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!
by TornadoGordo September 01, 2017
What Jimbo in the Simpsons calls shoplifting. (All Simpsons characters have four fingers on each hand.)
by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 24, 2005
When a young man procures free or discounted items from a female food service worker by letting his fingers do the walking.
-This act can be performed under a table, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom. Just remember to always wash your hands before handling the food.
-This act can be performed under a table, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom. Just remember to always wash your hands before handling the food.
by Tyler BL May 02, 2008