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four finger discount

What Jimbo in the Simpsons calls shoplifting. (All Simpsons characters have four fingers on each hand.)
"Check it out Bart man. Four finger discount."

The Four Finger Discount 

When a young man procures free or discounted items from a female food service worker by letting his fingers do the walking.
-This act can be performed under a table, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom. Just remember to always wash your hands before handling the food.
Dude I was eating at GW last week and the server totally gave me the four finger discount.