13 definitions by TornadoGordo

Homer Simpson: I don't want to look like a weirdo, I'll just go with the mumu
by TornadoGordo July 17, 2017
Homer Simpson's failed attempt at folding the Mad Magazine Fold-In

Question: What higher power do TV evangelists worship?

Real Answer: The Almighty Dollar

Homer's Failed Fold: The Alighty Ollar
by TornadoGordo July 15, 2017
An invisible man created by humans to explain things we couldn't explain. Somehow most people still believe in the invisible man, and think after death you have a non physical life to live.
George Carlin on God:

Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you!
by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017
A phrase tokened by a racist white guys meaning make-believe. The phrase derived from a white guy mispronouncing "Maamajomboo," which is a masked dancer from the Mandingo tribe in West Africa. So yes, you saying it makes you racist too you racist.
everything the teacher was teaching about the Mandingo tribe was a bunch of mumbo jumbo
by TornadoGordo July 18, 2017
The belief people have that they are proud to be living in the country they live in. The group of people who have the most national pride are Americans who commonly say "I'm proud to be an American," although the person did not achieve anything for their country.
example of national pride: I am proud to be an American although I was born here, and gained citizenship naturally.
by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017
Whenever movie critics rate a movie, they give extra points to it for being a Disney movie.
The Last Jedi received the Disney treatment, this giving it a 92% on rotten tomatoes.
by TornadoGordo December 24, 2017
To exist as an organism (Animal, Human, bacteria, virus, etc. In a human's perspective, life is complex, and continually will complain about life, and how theirs is so difficult. Humans also tend to think their own lives Matter although their are 7.1 billion of them, and there are millions of new humans daily, a new one beginning their life every few seconds.
4.3 Human lives begin every second, so in realistic terms, only some lives matter, and since you have no life and you're reading this, I assume your life doesn't matter.
by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017