TornadoGordo's definitions

God

An invisible man created by humans to explain things we couldn't explain. Somehow most people still believe in the invisible man, and think after death you have a non physical life to live.

George Carlin on God:

Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you!

by TornadoGordo June 21, 2017

People of volume

Fat people or as they like to be called, "plus sized"

plus sized? Nah, I prefer saying people of volume

by TornadoGordo October 24, 2019

the Alighty Ollar

Homer Simpson's failed attempt at folding the Mad Magazine Fold-In

Question: What higher power do TV evangelists worship?

Real Answer: The Almighty Dollar

Homer's Failed Fold: The Alighty Ollar

The Alighty Ollar? Oh I get it!

by TornadoGordo April 18, 2018

People of color

Odd term as 60 years ago it was racist and used to divide whites from all other skin colors but is used today by especially liberals to once again divide whites from all other skin colors.

For some reason people of color is acceptable today despite Jim Crow

by TornadoGordo September 9, 2020

Four-Finger Discount

The term for an animated character shoplifting as they only have 4 fingers on each hand

Bart Simpson: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!

by TornadoGordo September 1, 2017

Mumbo Jumbo

A phrase tokened by a racist white guys meaning make-believe. The phrase derived from a white guy mispronouncing "Maamajomboo," which is a masked dancer from the Mandingo tribe in West Africa. So yes, you saying it makes you racist too you racist.

everything the teacher was teaching about the Mandingo tribe was a bunch of mumbo jumbo

by TornadoGordo July 19, 2017

onion on my belt

a common style back then, but white onions we're prohibited because of the war.

"so I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. There weren't any white onions back then, because of the war, the only ones you could get were those big yellow ones"

by TornadoGordo February 8, 2018