Foticus

DONT TRUST THIS MAN
Doesn't matter what he says or who he is
He WILL like to you and steal anything not bolted down.

"Foticus just stole my dammn car"

Foticus by IHateFoticus March 3, 2023

foicus 

Like focus, but more foicused. Coined by Georgia music producer lazybrowndude, more commonly known by his internet alias, Derek Iggy. Foicus. Eat birdseed. Foicus.

Iggy: SAY FOICUS

foicus by spagathetti September 16, 2013

Faticus Caticus 

The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.

His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.

"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"

"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"

"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"

"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."

Faticus Caticus by Vyvyan Newmali April 4, 2009

Faticus Mightybelly 

You will continue to get fatter and fatter until you roll cities down like Katamari.

The only way to curse somebody with this is if they end a sentence with, "But then I took an arrow in the knee".

FATICUS MIGHTYBELLY, FUCK YEAH!

Faticus Mightybelly by Mikeissupercoolandsexy June 11, 2012

fatty mc faticuss 

a person who is so fat that they cannot ride a single ride at disneyland

THe lady who was holding the bag of cotton candy was a fatty mc faticuss all she could do was sit and eat that shit.

fatty mc faticuss by Juanita delarose February 7, 2009

Footicus Maximus 

A leader of obese weirdos. He/she are normally incredible dashing but are kind and that's why they hang out with fat weird kids.

I am you Footicus Maximus

Footicus Maximus by Beanstew April 16, 2024