Fossil Boy

A young man, boy or student with an unhealthy interest in fossils, paleontology, or geology in general.

Fossil Boy is out digging for rocks again

by uncle_fester June 9, 2009

Fossil Boy

A young man, usually bearded, who engages in the activities of old men. E.g. boules, chess, and the drinking of gin or port.

''Why didn't **** come out tonight?''
''He's having a quiet night in with a glass of port and the Monty Python collection.''
''.... Fossil Boy

by scaryfairy June 9, 2009

Fossilbook

Noun - the slang name commonly given to Facebook upon the discovery that over half of the users are now age 35+

Oh my god, I saw that picture of your new orthotic shoes on your Fossilbook profile!

by Russ68 June 16, 2011