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Forkchops

What crackers use at a Chinese restaurant to eat.

Term applies when someone who doesn't know how to use their chop sticks properly, so they stab at their food as if they were using a fork.
Babe can you pass me those forkchops?
by CrackerKing August 6, 2010
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fuckchops

Nice shot there, fuckchops.
by Archon888 March 18, 2004
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cooking porkchops

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.
I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.
by J Kimball September 4, 2005
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PORKCHOPS

Elvis Presley had porkchops
by JAKE+LYNNE January 4, 2008
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french porkchops

a position in which two females begin laughing as they carress eachothers vaginas
"Hey babe, you wanna french porkchops"
by StreetPunkKid December 13, 2008
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fuckchops

Fuckchops is a wonderfully adaptable word, which can be used as a term of endearment, an insult, or an adjective.
"Hello fuckchops, how was your day?"

"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."

"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."
by K9GUY June 3, 2009
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Buttered Porkchops

Slang term for a female using a lot of oil/lube as she masturbates using a produce, sex toy, or traditional number of fingers.
"Girl, you better have some buttered porkchops until your man get back. Ain't no lovin' like Tyrone's."
by clairvoyanc October 28, 2011
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