Forkchops 

What crackers use at a Chinese restaurant to eat.

Term applies when someone who doesn't know how to use their chop sticks properly, so they stab at their food as if they were using a fork.

Babe can you pass me those forkchops?

Forkchops by CrackerKing August 6, 2010

fuckchops 

A condescending term for a loser.

Nice shot there, fuckchops.

fuckchops by Archon888 March 18, 2004

cooking porkchops 

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

cooking porkchops by J Kimball September 4, 2005

PORKCHOPS 

Large sideburns that go down the cheek

Elvis Presley had porkchops

PORKCHOPS by JAKE+LYNNE January 4, 2008

french porkchops 

a position in which two females begin laughing as they carress eachothers vaginas

"Hey babe, you wanna french porkchops"

french porkchops by StreetPunkKid December 13, 2008

fuckchops 

Fuckchops is a wonderfully adaptable word, which can be used as a term of endearment, an insult, or an adjective.

"Hello fuckchops, how was your day?"

"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."

"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."

fuckchops by K9GUY June 3, 2009

Buttered Porkchops 

Slang term for a female using a lot of oil/lube as she masturbates using a produce, sex toy, or traditional number of fingers.

"Girl, you better have some buttered porkchops until your man get back. Ain't no lovin' like Tyrone's."

Buttered Porkchops by clairvoyanc October 28, 2011