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Fork lift dick truck

When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.
Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!
Fork lift dick truck by Bilko123 February 12, 2014

Fork Lift Tits 

When a women's breasts are so large it seems she needs a fork lift to carry them
she told the doctor to give her fork lift tits

fork lift truck 

this is where u place your penis underneath a girls head whilst she is sleeping and then get an erection which lifts her head up
she is sleeping lets get out the fork lift
fork lift truck by SIMCOE November 25, 2004

rusty fork lift 

A rusty fork lift is the act of fisting a man or typically a woman's ass and proceeding to raise him/her vertically (like a fork lift) until your arms fail or you can no longer maintain their weight.
Man did you see that?!?! He totally just gave her a rusty fork lift before he lost it and fell face first into her cooter. What a sick fuck!

Alberta fork lift operator 

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me

fork lifter

a prostitute who gives pleasure for pancakes and breath mints.
"kc did it with a forklifter"