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Fork lift dick truck

When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.
Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!
Fork lift dick truck by Bilko123 February 12, 2014

Fork Lift Tits 

When a women's breasts are so large it seems she needs a fork lift to carry them
she told the doctor to give her fork lift tits
Fork Lift Tits by wolfman2011 May 16, 2011

fork lift truck 

this is where u place your penis underneath a girls head whilst she is sleeping and then get an erection which lifts her head up
she is sleeping lets get out the fork lift
fork lift truck by SIMCOE November 25, 2004

rusty fork lift 

A rusty fork lift is the act of fisting a man or typically a woman's ass and proceeding to raise him/her vertically (like a fork lift) until your arms fail or you can no longer maintain their weight.
Man did you see that?!?! He totally just gave her a rusty fork lift before he lost it and fell face first into her cooter. What a sick fuck!

Alberta fork lift operator 

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me

fork lifter

a prostitute who gives pleasure for pancakes and breath mints.
"kc did it with a forklifter"
fork lifter by veryhar dnipples June 11, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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