Definitions by SIMCOE

purple helmet monster 

the end of a penis also called bell-end

stu showed andy his bell-end

purple helmet monster by SIMCOE November 25, 2004

fat katie 

a large man/woman who thrives on a stu botham.
she has sexual feelings for fat men, she clearly eat all the pies and the pie making factorys and its workers.

Ahhh fat katie RUN or we will get eaten

fat katie by SIMCOE November 25, 2004

fork lift truck 

this is where u place your penis underneath a girls head whilst she is sleeping and then get an erection which lifts her head up

she is sleeping lets get out the fork lift

fork lift truck by SIMCOE November 25, 2004