Forklift Certified means you have an IQ above average and are a chad
You’re telling me you’re not forklift certified? Loser!
by Alexei DeVoss September 15, 2020
Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Dr. Johnson visited to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.
by REALkj May 2, 2021
When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.
Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?
by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022