for dick

when something is insanely cheap or just too ridiculous

dude you could buy those shoes for dick

for dick by A dingo ate my baby August 10, 2009

Fishing For Dick 

When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.

Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"

Fishing For Dick by Inspectah October 21, 2010

Star-trecking for dick 

When you travel a far distance to hook up with someone.

"Kevin from tinder wants to hook up, but he lives in Cleveland."

"Brittney, you're about to be star-trecking for dick."

Star-trecking for dick by partythot March 14, 2019

bobbing for dick

When you are falling asleep sitting up and your head bobs up and down, as if performing fellatio on a male.

Dude I didn't sleep at all last night. I was bobbing for dick in class all day.

bobbing for dick by Dr. SwaggyD November 7, 2015

Trolling for Dick

Trolling for Dick (abbreviated as TFD) is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.

Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.

This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.

"Hey what are you and Sam doing tonight?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."

"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."

"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"

Trolling for Dick by The Moyer April 7, 2010

Trolling for Dick

Function: verb

From Trolling; angling by drawing a baited line through the water, + Dick, obscene terms for penis.

1) A behavior found in effeminate homosexual men looking for a hookup.

2) Using all means available to bait homosexual or heterosexuals into a sexual rendezvous.
a. Typically involves convincing strait men, blowjobs won’t make them gay.

Did you see that skinny clean dude walking down the street with his shirt off; stating everyone looks like trouble? He is really Trolling for Dick.

That guy in the bar just told me if he sucked my dick it would not make me gay, dude it totally Trolling for Dick.

Trolling for Dick by MNLaz August 4, 2007

you thirsty for dick 

U want dick u need it eat it swallow it u just love dick

Lucy: I'm so thirsty
Eli: you thirsty for dick

you thirsty for dick by 🙉🙊🙈🐒 June 10, 2016