Football Head

Name: Football Head Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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Round, bald headed ugly looking mofo

Leon has a football head

Football Head by Football Head October 20, 2008

Words you can keep

Football Head

A term created by me or AzureMidnightGemStoneDude2K3 back in 2020 to refer to Molly Peterson. But these “troublemakers” are not bad. In actuality they said an useless term.

Football Head

Football Head by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022

Football head

A big headed dummy

“Oh, that ryan? Like… the football head one?”

Football head by OldeEnglish&FortyFives March 20, 2023

Football Head

Someone who is easily swayed by the views and opinions of opposing parties, never really having their own.

"Dude, that guy always changes his mind, he's such a "football head"

Football Head by LoveIsAllWeDo September 1, 2026

big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.

“Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

big dummy head football dog by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020

Football headed yogurt slinger

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.

My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

Football headed yogurt slinger by Word July 6, 2004

footballhead

a white person's head that is elongated with the back of the head that looks like a football that you can kick around

this honkey got some real bulging footballhead, like a space monkey shot into space. i wanna kick it like a football.

footballhead by Pink Skinned Whitey March 20, 2010

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026