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English Football Hooligans' kit:

Chest: England sports shirt OR bare beer belly

Legs: Blue Jeans, or optionally tracksuits for the thinner hooligan

Left Hand: Brick. Preferably, attached to a string so you can throw it through a shop window and get it back without much fuss.

Right Hand: Either a half-full bottle of Carlsberg or a broken bottle of Carlsberg.

Fingers: Fake gold jewellery.

Head: Skinhead

Face: Temporary facepaint of Saint George's Cross

Feet: Reebok Classics

Pocket: Mobile phone to call other football hooligans to arrange fights

Mouth: Foul language

Cranium: A lonely brain cell
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People in a *firm*

wear expensive clothes that appear to be casual and really cheap

Regularly meet other football hooligans for fights before/after a match while pissed out of their face

Hull City Psychos - the firm in hull - appear at every home and away game hoping for a fight

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An often unrowdy, violent and middle aged member of society. They hangout outside football/soccer stadiums and in local pubs and cause civil unrest. They often look for trouble and are very right wing, like Tommy Robinson right wing.

If they catch you wearing a shirt that's of another team you better get your ass out of there before they get that beer belly and whoop your ass.

Famously angry team supporters include the:

English team

Liverpool football club in particular

All of Scotlands teams

All teams in 100 miles of Birmingham
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