Football Hand

Doing something in a soft/gentle way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.

by nickname27 September 25, 2023

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

by Jebus January 27, 2005