Pretending to like football just to be in a room of grizzly football loving men. You use this time to check out their potential chubby size, and fantasize about touching their butt holes with gardening equipment.
I'm sick of that football fag staring at my junk all the time. Why the fuck does he have gardening sheers with him?
by Sally CrapBasket August 17, 2009
A faggot that plays football. Also if your name is Jacob and you play football, you are considered a gay fag
Friend 1 "Did you see Jacob tackle that guy on the game on Friday."
Friend 2 "No. He likes to touch men. He must be gay."
Football Fag: a person that plays football and likes tackling other guys.
Friend 2 "No. He likes to touch men. He must be gay."
Football Fag: a person that plays football and likes tackling other guys.
by Hot_Nibba September 22, 2018
by timmy August 7, 2004
A term people who are unfit and generally don't get girls call people who play football, or pretty much any sports. Usually said by people who are jealous and have nothing better to do other than counting their katanas.
Wow eugene...i heard jim got a girlfriend, what a football fag. I bet he doesn't even know all 3 super saiyans!
by overcookedleaf June 30, 2016
When a bunch of guys play flag football, but instead of grabbing each other’s flags, you grab each other’s dicks.
by Yoboimak January 21, 2018
what we called flag football in gym class. due to the gay little flags used and the lack of hitting involved.
by the undying zombie December 10, 2008
Like flag football but instead of grabbing flags you grab they ass
It’s funny cause you can’t say it, I can though 😉😘 🏳️ 🌈
It’s funny cause you can’t say it, I can though 😉😘 🏳️ 🌈
by Hampture August 27, 2021