Foot cheese 

Nasty, white colored goo that has the look and consistency of cottage cheese due to build up of bacteria, sweat and sock lint that has collected between the toes. This is due to a serious lack of hygiene skills /washing one's feet. More often than not has a very pungent order that permeates a room in seconds.

Matt's foot cheese oozed out when he removed his socks after basketball practice. The room cleared in seconds flat. The only evidence remaining of his friends were the screams echoing at the end of hallway.

Foot cheese by Supergirl2009 January 22, 2009

Foot Cheese 

a fetish of cheese being on feet

Conner: Yo daddy send me some foot cheese

Foot Cheese by Hotdogfunnylol January 16, 2021

Cheese foot 

When walking potato walks in your house naked and screams "I am god" to your toilet then your brother need to take a shit, but accidentally poops in the potato, then the potato dies, so your bother makes french fries from the shitty dead potato and dies from excessive consumption of solid waste and you get blamed for your brothers death!

DAD IT WASN'T ME, THIS IS SUCH A CHEESE FOOT

Cheese foot by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

foot long cheese dog 

when a girl shoots her yellowish-green cottage cheese discharge on a guys penis and then gives the guy a footjob

"she was really into me so she gave me a foot long cheese dog"

foot long cheese dog by Justin :) February 27, 2008

swiss cheese for your foot 

dez the lez's mother's name for crocs

dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!

dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?

person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!

swiss cheese for your foot by rxmzaa August 30, 2022