13 definitions by mY dONkeY iS cOoL

Mannequin

when your walking on the street with a duck on your head then the duck falls of your head, then you slip on the duck and land on your ass, then you dislocate your ass, then you walk around with a broken ass and a duck stuck to it, in the mall, then you look so ridiculous that LC WAIKIKI hires you be a mannequin.

Teacher: students what do you wanna do in the future
Me: I wanna be mannequin

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Charlie

My constipation

IVE BEEN CHARLIED FOR THE PAST WEEK

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL September 17, 2021

Charlie

My constipation

I'VE BEEN CHARLIED FOR THE PAST WEEK UGH!!!!!

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL September 17, 2021

rip

Run
into
poop

why dont you rip

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 11, 2021

SOAP2DAY

when your taking a bath and you want to suck on a dictionary but the only one you can find is the is the urban dictionary so you eat your dog then run to the vet to help your eaten dog but, in the middle of the road you remember you were in the bath so your naked in the middle of the street then you get hit by a truck, then die then a hot glue gun explodes.

Hmm how about a nice dictionary, CRAP IM HAVING SOAP2DAY

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Red poop

poop that is red

OMG remember when i went to the bathroom yesterday, that red poop was eeeeeee

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 5, 2021

Greatest day

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021