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Food Angel 

A person that suddenly becomes obsessed with food usually from a young age.

It's not that they can't resist food but it becomes a part of them. Despite consuming obscene amounts of food they do not experience physical changes to their bodies.

Symptoms included but not limited to, an extreme appetite, sudden increase in metabolism and weight stagnation.
"Hey, I think you might be becoming a food angel"
"Why do you think" I say as my view of Anais is blocked due to the sheer amount of plates I have stacked up "E-excuse me, waiter! Two more plates of wings please"
Food Angel by Food angel #2 October 1, 2025
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Angel Food Cake 

In cake terms this represents the healthiest cake you can eat i.e. the most fucking pointless

So Angel Food Cake represents the most pointless fucking horrendous tits you have ever seen

You will still try them because its cake but you don't really see the point
OK I will have a quick slice of your angel food cake. Just a little slice though

Angel Food Surprise 

The act of shoving a urinal cake into the mouth of a sexual partner right before climax.
We were getting it on and right before she came, I gave her some Angel Food Surprise.
Angel Food Surprise by Subtle654 August 21, 2009

Angel Food 

Homosexual male pilot currently serving in the Air Force
Bob: Dude our gaybaby joined the Air Force!
Jim: What a total piece of Angel Food!
Angel Food by SwagSniffer August 4, 2014

Angel Food Cake 

Once an angel food cake has been penetrated, it is no longer an angel food cake.
Angel Food Cake by Oneironauts March 19, 2014