Fontainha 

Creepy, ugly, big-eyed. Sometimes cool, sometimes B-O-R-I-N-G. Usually lies. Two-faced person.

But when it is with you, it is so cool that you can't understand why people call it two-faced.

I hate Fontainhas. They lie a lot!

Fontainha by bgwhbrhbvhbbhva August 23, 2012

The Fountainhead 

Novel by Ayn Rand (published in 1943) centering on the struggles of a young architect named Howard Roark. It presents the idea that man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress. The novel celebrates reason, individualism, productivity, and creativity. It is criticized for its presentation of largely black-and-white characters, and an undercurrent of sadomasochism in Roark's relationship with Dominque Francon (who serves as both an adversary and a love interest). Many who dislike the book despise Rand's philosophical system, Objectivism, or are simply too damn lazy to read a 700-page novel.

"What's up with Maria? She's talking about 'collectivism of the soul'."
"She read 'The Fountainhead' this month."
"Is she going to become an objectivist a-hole?"
"No, probably not. You just can't start thinking you're an unrecognized genius when you're reallly just 5% smarter than the dolts around you.

The Fountainhead by Rusanova January 15, 2011

Fountainable 

Technically farmable but really not.

Tool of scummy mobile game publishers.

Publisher: SSM is finally fountainable!
User: No it's not, fuck you.

Fountainable by BearCode April 7, 2021

melanie fontana 

Melanie fontana is a stupid white racist cracker who steals other peoples credit.

Did you hear about that racist songwriter?
Melanie fontana? Yes she is so disgusting and i hate her

melanie fontana by shooterforbts July 15, 2020

Darius Fontaine 

Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".

Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.

Darius Fontaine by green-poo August 19, 2009

Fontana 

Fontana is a city in west San Bernardino County (east San Bernardino County is adjacent to the states of Nevada and of Arizona).

Fontana is mostly comprised of working class housing; it has a racially & ethnically mixed population. It also has much more street gang and street drug activity than most folks would want.

Speaking of gangs, Fontana is the birthplace of a famous old gang...the Hell's Angels.

Speaking of birthplace, Kaiser Permanente Health Care began in Fontana during World War II; originally started as Employee Health for the large Kaiser Steel Mill.

When the Kaiser Steel Mill closed in the early '80's, it caused a substantial down-turn in the local economy. Parts of town became very crime-ridden, especially in the redneck "Fontucky" area.

The closed-down steel plant was later used for the location shots in the film, "Terminator 2".

The closed steel plant was dismantled & shipped to China to be reassembled for steel production in that country.

The California Speedway was built by Roger Penske on the old Steel Mill grounds...it regularly is used for NASCAR events.

It's true, there truly is a rough side to Fontana...it's not Beverly Hills, but things do happen there.

"What's the best line to pick up a meth-head chick in a bar in Fontana?...

'Nice tooth!'".

Fontana by Stargon76 July 19, 2012

Fontaine 

adjective - American, but possessing the positive qualities of some other nations while retaining few, if any, negative qualities.
Essentially nationally androgynous.

I ain't just regular American, I'm Fontaine, bitch.

Fontaine by Santokucrusader August 3, 2008