Fontanna 

or commonly called "Tan" she is the best friend a girl could have. She's pretty much awesome. She's friggin insane and enjoys peeing on lawns while drunk with her best friend, also, she enjoys getting completely wasted and passing out on her floor while taking pictures. In a nutshell, Fontanna is the shit, and if you have a problem with her you can shove it up your ass. Love youuuuuu <3

that girl is wasted, she must be a Fontanna.

Fontanna by mpodyo February 8, 2010

Fontanna 

The most gorgeous woman in the world! If you dont think so you are probably just jealus and you should go hang you're self. I would do anyting for her, i would never leave her side because she is my best friend

that woman is gorgeous, her name must be Fontanna

Fontanna by FTFU February 4, 2010

melanie fontana 

Melanie fontana is a stupid white racist cracker who steals other peoples credit.

Did you hear about that racist songwriter?
Melanie fontana? Yes she is so disgusting and i hate her

melanie fontana by shooterforbts July 15, 2020

Fontana 

Fontana is a city in west San Bernardino County (east San Bernardino County is adjacent to the states of Nevada and of Arizona).

Fontana is mostly comprised of working class housing; it has a racially & ethnically mixed population. It also has much more street gang and street drug activity than most folks would want.

Speaking of gangs, Fontana is the birthplace of a famous old gang...the Hell's Angels.

Speaking of birthplace, Kaiser Permanente Health Care began in Fontana during World War II; originally started as Employee Health for the large Kaiser Steel Mill.

When the Kaiser Steel Mill closed in the early '80's, it caused a substantial down-turn in the local economy. Parts of town became very crime-ridden, especially in the redneck "Fontucky" area.

The closed-down steel plant was later used for the location shots in the film, "Terminator 2".

The closed steel plant was dismantled & shipped to China to be reassembled for steel production in that country.

The California Speedway was built by Roger Penske on the old Steel Mill grounds...it regularly is used for NASCAR events.

It's true, there truly is a rough side to Fontana...it's not Beverly Hills, but things do happen there.

"What's the best line to pick up a meth-head chick in a bar in Fontana?...

'Nice tooth!'".

Fontana by Stargon76 July 19, 2012

Fontanal 

font-eyn-l
adjective
1. Perverse fixation or obsessiveness with the attributes of a font for an intended purpose.

A fontanal person may obsesively fixate on attributes of a font such as style, size, stroke width, serifs, size and length of serifs, character confusion, readability, tracking and/or kerning.

Aaron is so fontanal, he would not approve of that font on our project because the 1 looked like an l and the 0 like and O.

Fontanal Aaron thought the length of the serifs on the characters of that font needed to be about 15 percent longer for proper character differentiation.

Fontanal by TRACS Monkey October 7, 2016

fontana 

Fontana is a city in east san bernadino county(thats in california for all u other people).Fontana stared as a housing development for middle class families, eventually people started buying homes here and the city grew a bit,but all of the sudden the value of the houses dropped and a grip of ghetto people started moving there from santa ana, pomona, ect.now days fontana is a ghetto ass city with a mountain view and liqour stores filled with gangsters.it is rumored that fontana was built over a cursed native american cemetary.there is a haunted house on foothill ave. in fontana.

Mabey the reason for Fontana turning ghetto was that ole curse.

fontana by Dimebag Darrell September 19, 2005

Janine Fontana 

Biggest MILF ever. Super hawt tramp stamp. Best sex ever.

Dude I had sex with Janine Fontana the other day and it was so ridiculous that she couldn't stand for 4 hours.

Janine Fontana by 777000 December 21, 2008