fongle

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to sexual please or grasp
started by mongolians, become fongle do to mistranslation from German then to English in 13th century England mistranslated to "fondle"

-Dude I'm gonna fongle my nuts when I get home from that Twilight movie
-High Five!!!

fongle by Dr. Pepper Ninja April 3, 2009

Words you can keep

Fongle

A guy that bets on himself at ALL costs and pays no rent.

Wow the Fongle is fongling and killing it.

Fongle by Frazier August 8, 2022

Related Words

fongle • Fongle Dingos • fonglefeelfafa • fongler • fongleton • fingle • fangle • fondle • Fogle • Foggle

Fongle

Someone that bets on themself again and again

Man, you see the Fongle getting after it behind the bar last weekend?

Fongle by Frazier August 15, 2022

Fongle

mmm touch HAND

fongles touchtouch mmmm fonngl

”hey man u want my fongles”
”oooo i really want ur fongles maeenn...”
”ya come get ma fongls..”

Fongle by potatiskokkung June 29, 2018

Fongle Dingos

A name for an unlikely friend group.

Bro my homies are all weird, but I still fw them, we’re the fongle dingos.

Fongle Dingos by agentp2013 February 14, 2024

Fongle Dingos

A group of unlikely friends

Dude we were all so different but we ended up becoming the Fongle Dingos, that's how tight we were.

Fongle Dingos by agentp2013 February 16, 2024

fogle

v. To screw someone over without principles. Also, to sexually violate another person. This is in reference to the disgraced Subway icon Jared Fogle.

"Yo, Joe, Jerry Sandusky is a total scumbag. He ruined a lot of people's lives. I don't care if he gets fogled in prison for destroying so many innocent lives." Also: "Man, that kid overcharged me at the sandwich shop. I totally got fogled."

fogle by Prankster October 1, 2015

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026