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Fondlebot 

A robot used for the pleasure or suffering of a particular person.
Was manufactured in Amsterdam by the owner of a local hostel
Olga Sletvanla to increase the her profits, and her own personal gratification.
A certain type of fondlebot can be seen in the hit movie Euro Trip
Fondlebot by Loves2spooge06 December 30, 2007
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FondleFood 

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.
Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...
FondleFood by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017

fondleberries 

..and beckham took a nasty kick to the fondleberries there, he's curled up like a cat in front of the fire
fondleberries by martin g April 2, 2003

fondleonma

A rare disease originating in Western Africa. Commonly seen in fortnite streamers.
Daequan: Ninja, is it true you have fondleonma?
Ninja: Fondleonma what?
Daequan: Fondleon deez nuts! HA! Goteeeem!
fondleonma by holadipo July 28, 2018

Foodlebob 

A term used when foodling (playing) with males' genitals
Samantha:Omg Matress! Did you see Gabrielle foodlebobbing Billy last night

Matress: HOY MI NOY
Foodlebob by ComputerwifeKaren September 7, 2019

fondleation 

The act of two or more people fondleing each other in a sexual manor in public.
Look at the fondleation going on between Chris and Amanda!
fondleation by ninjamasterbob May 16, 2005
(n.): a person, especially a loved one, whom you like to fondle with or caress.
Janine: Our two month old baby my husband's latest fondlet after our dog!

Linda: Your baby's a result of you being his.
fondlet by KnowPsyUniverse August 9, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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