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FondleFood 

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.
Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...
FondleFood by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017

fondleberries 

..and beckham took a nasty kick to the fondleberries there, he's curled up like a cat in front of the fire
fondleberries by martin g April 2, 2003

fondleonma

A rare disease originating in Western Africa. Commonly seen in fortnite streamers.
Daequan: Ninja, is it true you have fondleonma?
Ninja: Fondleonma what?
Daequan: Fondleon deez nuts! HA! Goteeeem!
fondleonma by holadipo July 28, 2018

Foodlebob 

A term used when foodling (playing) with males' genitals
Samantha:Omg Matress! Did you see Gabrielle foodlebobbing Billy last night

Matress: HOY MI NOY
Foodlebob by ComputerwifeKaren September 7, 2019

fondleation 

The act of two or more people fondleing each other in a sexual manor in public.
Look at the fondleation going on between Chris and Amanda!
(n.): a person, especially a loved one, whom you like to fondle with or caress.
Janine: Our two month old baby my husband's latest fondlet after our dog!

Linda: Your baby's a result of you being his.
fondlet by KnowPsyUniverse August 9, 2020